Sidemen release two Winter Wobblers

The old ones are the golden until the new ones come out.

Christmas Drillings Youtube Video

This season The Sidemen have spoiled us by gifting two Christmas singles;Christmas Drillings and This or That.

The two winter wobbles were released as part of the Sidemen Sunday series which sees the crew split into two teams. One team is set a high budget while the other gets a low budget.

The team with the highest budget (£81,000), KSI, Vikkstar123,TBJZL worked with grime artist JME and producer Nyge to create Christmas Drillings. 

The iconic opening verse from JME sets the tone for this festive floor filler. From poking fun at Christmas, stealing presents off children to social commentary on energy companies this track is not your traditional Bublé. 

Christmas Drillings by Sidemen, Nyge on youtube

JME is renowned for his talent when it comes to finding flow, once making a beat in Mario paint,  he is a household name in the grime genre and his message here hits true again. Wrapped in wit and flow he reminds us that for many Christmas will be without cheer and Turkey dinners.

We leave 2022 with 14.5 million people in poverty, including 2.1 million children, food and energy are sparse, with prices rising people are struggling. Which is partially why the funds earned through downloads of these songs will go to charitable causes. Christmas Drillings delivers satire to all, it is real, the typical garage sound is the sound of the streets, the sound of the people making ends meet.

JME may be the most renowned in the industry, he does not steal the spotlight which is split almost equably upon the quartet-KSI for his energy, Vikk with his flow- but for me Tobi shines a bit brighter with the best lyrics for his line in verse 2:”So you’re better off hidin’ your missus ’cause I’m top of her wishlist (Ayy, ayy)”

Christmas drillings definitely wins for repeatability- I’ve been humming this since it came out, it’s a legendary song with lyrical genius it is definitely a top runner for Christmas number one. 

This or That on Youtube- Sidemen

The second release, This or That, is still just as enjoyable, although I wouldn’t play it at a family party. It’s a creative track, with colour and attitude that is sure to get you wobbling.

Despite it’s low budget, the sound is still quality with sick distortion and flows that pour. Written by Miniminter, Behzinga, Zerkaa, W2S and Randolph this track may not have the star quality of it’s opponent but it is just as good, quickly becoming a fan favourite on youtube.

This or That is a light-hearted anthem for all the spoiled kids that are just never happy with what Santa gets them, it’s silly, it’s ridiculous, it encapsulates the incredulity and magic of Christmas.

Midnights

It’s been a week since Blondie dropped her bombshell of an anthem on us.

Taylor Swift-Anti-Hero

Two years on from pandemic projects Evermore and Folklore Swift is back, taking on us all on a journey through time.We explore diary entries, a first hand point of view of Taylor’s kaleidoscope psyche. Her insecurities are ours, her heartbreak helps us heal, vengeance is a song best sung.

She has been both villain and victim, hero and heroine, a cognitive dissonance of colourful characters, finally learning to love all facets of herself. Outside of the girls next door, revolving relationship door lover, narrative that has shaped Swift’s shadow since her debut album taylor Swift in 2006, that she is still trying to shake off, Swift is everyone of us.There is a scarf somewhere in everyone’s life, a snake in the shadows and a mirror that we can’t quite look into, whether that be a pane of glass, a mother or a father, Swifts songs speak to the souls that have been scorned and rejected.

We are not always the protagonist in our life, sometimes the villain, a side character or the anti-hero. We spend our depressive adolescences blaming the world for the way we are, we dye our hair, we darken our nails, sign petitions and wish for change, In our early adult years, stretching out new skin carrying our selves in suitcases as we travel from each fleeting dwelling like a nomad in the search for who were are, we turn inwards, questing whether we are the problem. Is addressing this possibility enough to tackle it? No. Ironically Taylor’s music video for this single received widespread backlash after viewers found a scene to be fatphobic.

Swift steps onto some scales which spin to reveal the words fat. Swift has previously discussed her issues with self image, exacerbated by paparazzi and media perpetuating her proportions, she would either be too skinny or too fat, she would never be enough.This scale is the personification of herself, telling her not to eat, telling her to sweat it out because she feels she is too big, too much. Being fat is not necessarily a bad thing, just as being skinny is not necessarily a good thing as both can be unhealthy but this scene was meant to portray Swift as the anti-hero, ‘starve yourself to avoid ridicule, starve yourself to stay alive’ which is obviously not the correct message , it is not Swift saying she is fat it is the villanised version of herself trying to convince her she is.Swift has since responded to the backlash by removing this particular scene from the video.

Taylor Swift-Karma lyric video.

Seeing Taylor live during her red tour in 2014 solidified my love for her lyricism. The raw poetry, ink bleeding into a page as tears run down a scrunched up face, the power in each word a weapon, a victory. Karma is my most beloved Taylor Swift song to date so much so I was singling a long to it by the second verse. Revenge does not have to be a meticulous plan , with decoys and burner phones, it does not have to be violence it can be your victories.Yes they burned you but you ar eon fire, new car, new job, heart healed and love found. You do not need to hurt somebody to feel good, do good to feel good.as Swift puts it Karma can be as simple as ‘A relaxing thought’.

Taylor Swift-Vigilante Shit

She also taught us the former. Found some dirt on someone you can now bury? An ex cheated on you but you’ve got proof of them misbehaving at work? Drop them in it. Someone buys you a drink and stories your leg, leans in for a kiss and you say yes. In the morning the remind you they have a family? Find their phone, tell those people. Vigilante Shit, a dark enigma that is cutthroat on concise in telling you Swift is not the villain, she’s the mastermind , you might be able to trip he run but she’ll knock you down and take your wife too.The jazz sequel ending to this song adds a more appealing ambiguous edge to the bold bass of the track. This song definitely wears the violent fantasies of midnight and the arguments we have in the shower. Many fans believe this track is hint to Taylor Swifts amplified relationship with Ye and Kim- Kim and Swift are now friends whereas Ye has seemingly lost it all. What do you think?

Taylor Swift-Bejewelled video

Speaking of taking back power, Swift proves she is still the light in this dark night, shimmering stars that carpet the sky as we lay awake and try not to cry, through rage, through loss there are diamonds. Water reflects light so let yourself cry whilst you chase those jewels, do it all for you. Fifteen years of songwriting and storytelling and Swift is still shining, eyes bright, posture bold, she may feel like a monster on that hill but with that height you’re close enough to the stars to be considered part of the solar system.

Scarfgate- Taylor Swift Explains

A new love does not want to stop, you drive through those red lights to the speed of your heart, this is a new life a new start. It’s late nights, long drives, expensive phone bills and a healthy amount of thrill. It’s candlelights and Friday nights, its smudged lipstick and painted nails, new aftershave and freshly ironed suit. It’s the nerves that bubble like champagne in a glass that you awkwardly cheers to in the hope that this will last. But soon those candles burn out, it’s the fridge light you’re dancing too, its cold and unnatural, naked in its embrace. The stifling grip of realisation pokes at your goosebump makes you think, perhaps there is some importance to a stop light.

I am of course referencing All Too Well. A short film, a directorial debut from our talented Taylor Swift. It is known this pieces reflects on the relationship Swift shared with Jake Gylenhall when she was just nineteen whereas he was 28. While fans will be aware that this scarf is quite literal, seen frequently worn by Taylor during this time, it is now a poetic piece too, representing a metaphor.

All Too Well Taylor Swift

At the Toronto International Film Festival the singer said “it’s basically a metaphor” but refrained from elaborating.

Red scarfs have been synonymous with revolutions and protest. They are also worn to provide comfort through the cold and then as a style item. Thus it could be deuced that she felt she was merely an accessory to Gylenhall, something to accessorise his outfit, his reputation with. For her this love she once shared provided great warmth, comfort a symbol of protection and care that soon become stifling, too tight to restrictive- this possession once a gift became an anchor, a restraint keeping her to him. In this film and it’s accompanying song she takes back the scarf, it symbolises her story of breaking free, the torment of heartbreak letting go and letting it be.

This of course is all unconfirmed, so what do you think the scarf could mean? Get in touch! @evolve_music_blog